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Elvis Costello - Watching The Detectives Ukulele Chords

ChordsAm, F, G, C, Em, D
Strumming↓-↓↑-↑↓↑

Before you play, tune your ukulele and use the tools below to set up your view and flow.

AmFAmF
AmNicegirls,notonewithadefect,Fcellophaneshrink-wrapped,socorrectG
AmReddogsunderillegalFlegs,AmshelookssogoodthathegetsdownandFbegsAm
SheisCwatchingthedetectives,“ooh,Ghe’ssocute”,sheisCwatchingthedetectives
GWhentheyshoot,Emshoot,Fshoot,Dshoot,AmtheybeathimupuntiltheteardropsstartG
FButhecan’tbewounded’causehe’sgotnoCheartG
AmLongshotatthatjumpingsign,GinvisibleFshiversrunningdownmyspineG
AmCuttobabytakingoffherclothes,Gclose-upFofthesignthatsays“Weneverclose”
AmHesnatchesatyouandyoumatchhiscigarette,GsheFpullstheeyesoutwithafacelikeamagnet
AmIdon’tknowhowmuchmoreofthisFIcantake,Amshe’sfilinghernailswhilethey’reFdraggingthelake
SheisCwatchingthedetectives,“ooh,Ghe’ssocute”,sheisCwatchingthedetectives
GWhentheyshoot,Emshoot,Fshoot,Dshoot,AmtheybeathimupuntiltheteardropsstartG
FButhecan’tbewounded’causehe’sgotnoCheartG
AmYouthinkyou’realoneuntilyourealizeyou’reinit,
NowFfearisheretostay,loveishereforavisit
AmCallitinstantjusticewhenit’spastthelegallimit,
FSomeone’sscratchingatthewindow,Iwonderwhoisit?
TheAmdetectivescometocheckifyoubelongtotheparents
WhoareFreadytoheartheworstabouttheirdaughter’sdisappearance
ThoughGitnearlyAmtookamiracletogetyoutostay
ItonlytookmylittlefingerstoblowyouCaway
JustlikeGwatchingthedetectives,Cdon’tgetcute,it’sjustlikeGwatchingthedetectives
AmIgetsoangrywhentheteardropsstart,GbutFhecan’tbewounded’causehe’sgotnoCheart
GWatchingthedetectives
AmIt’sjustlikeFwatchingthedetectives,Amwatchingthedetectives
FWatchingthedetectives,Amwatchingthedetectives,Fwatchingthedetectives
AlbumMy Aim Is True
GenresRock
Year1977
KeyAm
DifficultyEasy

How to play Watching The Detectives on Ukulele (Step-by-step)

Elvis Costello - Watching The Detectives on ukulele requires 6 chords and 10 core chord transitions. You can find the full step-by-step guide below. Before you start, tune your instrument. The song uses the ↓-↓↑-↑↓↑ pattern; practice it muted first, or simplify to downstrokes while you learn the changes.

Watching The Detectives uses these transitions most often: Am → F (13), F → Am (11), and C → G (9). These transitions may feel a little challenging at first, but with steady practice you can play this song quickly.When you are ready, begin with Am - F chord transition.

1. Am → F chord transition

Switching from Am to F:

  1. Keep middle finger on G string fret 2.
  2. Place index finger on E string fret 1.

This transition appears in the section, played 13 times.

Am to F

2. F → G chord transition

Switching from F to G:

  1. Lift your index finger from E string fret 1 and place it on C string fret 2.
  2. Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to A string fret 2.
  3. Place ring finger on E string fret 3.

This transition appears in the section, played 3 times.

F to G

3. G → Am chord transition

Here's how to move from G to Am:

  1. While playing G, first lift your index finger and ring finger.
  2. Lift your middle finger from A string fret 2 and place it on G string fret 2.

This transition appears in the section, played 7 times.

G to Am

4. Am → C chord transition

Switching from Am to C:

  1. While playing Am, lift your middle finger from G string fret 2.
  2. Place ring finger on A string fret 3.

This transition appears in the chorus, played 2 times.

Am to C

5. C → G chord transition

Switching from C to G:

  1. Lift your ring finger from A string fret 3 and place it on E string fret 3.
  2. Place index finger on C string fret 2.
  3. Place middle finger on A string fret 2.

This transition appears in the chorus, played 9 times.

6. G → Em chord transition

To move from G to Em:

  1. Lift your index finger from C string fret 2 and place it on A string fret 2.
  2. Slide your middle finger from A string fret 2 to E string fret 3.
  3. Lift your ring finger from E string fret 3 and place it on C string fret 4.

This transition appears in the chorus, played 2 times.

7. Em → F chord transition

Here's how to move from Em to F:

  1. While playing Em, lift your ring finger from C string fret 4.
  2. Lift your index finger from A string fret 2 and place it on E string fret 1.
  3. Slide your middle finger from E string fret 3 to G string fret 2.

This transition appears in the chorus, played 2 times.

8. F → D chord transition

Switching from F to D:

  1. Lift your index finger from E string fret 1 and place it on G string fret 2.
  2. Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to C string fret 2.
  3. Place ring finger on E string fret 2.

This transition appears in the chorus, played 2 times.

9. D → Am chord transition

Here's how to move from D to Am:

  1. While playing D, first lift your index finger and ring finger.
  2. Lift your middle finger from C string fret 2 and place it on G string fret 2.

This transition appears in the chorus, played 2 times.

10. F → C chord transition

To move from F to C:

  1. While playing F, first lift your index finger and middle finger.
  2. Place ring finger on A string fret 3.

This transition appears in the chorus, played 4 times.

A short, data-driven summary of the chord flow in Watching The Detectives.

  • Watching The Detectives includes 72 chord transitions, 10 of them unique.
  • These transitions represent 0.02% of all chord transitions in Ukulelearn.
  • Watching The Detectives contains 5 of the top 10 transitions across Ukulelearn.
  • These transition patterns show how Watching The Detectives connects to the rest of Ukulelearn. Mastering them helps you move to similar songs faster.
    After Am, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are F (26%), G (21%), and C (16%).
    • Am → F: 26%
    • Am → G: 21%
    After F, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are C (40%), G (21%), and Am (11%).
    • F → C: 40%
    • F → G: 21%