Bo Burnham – Welcome To The Internet Ukulele Chords

Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
We’ve got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.
If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first.

Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
Would you like to see the news or any famous women’s feet.
There’s no need to panic. This isn’t a test, huh huh.
Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest.

Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur.
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.
We got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
Here’s a tip for straining pasta. Here’s a nine year old who died.
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters
Of harry potter fucking each-other.

Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
’cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.
Don’t act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.

See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think.
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer.
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your.

Here’s a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom.
Here’s why women never fuck you. Here’s how you can build a bomb.
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
Obama sent the immigrants, to vaccinate your kids.

Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
Anything and everything. All of the time.

Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
Anything and everything. All of the time.

You know, it wasn’t always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell
Circa ’99

This was catalogues
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting

For you
You
Insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do

Now look at you
Oh, look at you
You

You
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now. Your inside’s out.
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we’ll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand

Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
Anything and everything. All of the time.

Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time