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The Wombats - Kill The Director Ukulele Chords

ChordsE, B, F#, D#m, Dm, G#m, A
Strumming↓-↓↑-↑↓↑

Before you play, tune your ukulele and use the tools below to set up your view and flow. Using the Transpose tool, switch to G key to play this song with easier chords.

EI’vemetsomeonethatmakesmefeelseasick.
BOh,whataskilltohave,F#oh,whataskilltohave.
ESomanyskillsthatmakeherdistinctive.
BButthey’renotminetohave,F#no,they’renotmine.
EWhenevershelooksIreadthenearestpaper.
BNo,Idon’tcareaboutthesoaps.F#No,Idon’tcareaboutthesoaps.E
BThoughI’mactinglikeI’minanEastendersF#episode.
EIfD#mthisBisarom-com,F#killthedirector.ED#m
BIfthisisarom-com,F#killthedirector,please.E
ECarrotshelpusseemuchbetterinthedark.Dm
BDon’ttalktogirls;they’llbreakF#yourheart.
EAndthisismyheadandthisismyspout.D#m
BTheyworktogether;theycan’tF#figureanythingout.
ESowiththeangstofateenageband.
BHere’sanothersongaboutagenderI’llF#neverunderstand.E
BHere’sanothersongaboutagenderI’llF#neverunderstand.
EIfD#mthisBisarom-com,F#killthedirector.ED#m
BIfthisisarom-com,F#killthedirector,please.E
EThisisnoD#mBridgetJones,G#mthisisnoABridgetBridget.
EThisisnoD#mBridgetJones,G#mthisisnoABridgetBridget.
EThisisnoD#mBridgetJones,G#mthisisnoABridgetBridget.
EThisisnoD#mBridgetJones,G#mthisisnoABridgetBridget.
EThisisnoD#mBridgetJones,G#mthisisnoABridgetBridget.
EThisisnoD#mBridgetJones,G#mthisisnoABridgetBridget.
BridgetJones…D#mAE
AlbumA Guide to Love, Loss & Desperation
Year2007
KeyE
DifficultyAdvanced

How to play Kill The Director on Ukulele (Step-by-step)

The Wombats - Kill The Director on ukulele requires 7 chords and 11 core chord transitions. You can find the full step-by-step guide below. Before you start, tune your instrument. The song uses the ↓-↓↑-↑↓↑ pattern; practice it muted first, or simplify to downstrokes while you learn the changes.

Kill The Director uses these transitions most often: B → F# (12), F# → E (12), and E → D#m (11). These transitions may feel a little challenging at first, but with steady practice you can play this song quickly.When you are ready, begin with E - B chord transition.

1. E → B chord transition

Switching from E to B:

  1. Lift your index finger from G string fret 4 and place it on E string fret 2.
  2. Slide your middle finger from A string fret 2 to C string fret 3.
  3. Place ring finger on G string fret 4.

This transition appears in the section, played 6 times.

E to B

2. B → F# chord transition

To move from B to F#:

  1. Lift your index finger from E string fret 2 and place it on C string fret 1.
  2. Slide your middle finger from C string fret 3 to E string fret 2.
  3. Slide your ring finger on G string from fret 4 to fret 3.

This transition appears in the section, played 12 times.

B to F#

3. F# → E chord transition

To move from F# to E:

  1. While playing F#, lift your ring finger from G string fret 3.
  2. Lift your index finger from C string fret 1 and place it on G string fret 4.
  3. Slide your middle finger from E string fret 2 to A string fret 2.

This transition appears in the section, played 12 times.

F# to E

4. E → D#m chord transition

Here's how to move from E to D#m:

  1. Lift your index finger from G string fret 4 and place it on A string fret 1.
  2. Slide your middle finger from A string fret 2 to E string fret 2.
  3. Place ring finger on G string fret 3.
  4. Place pinky on C string fret 3.

This transition appears in the chorus, played 11 times.

E to D#m

5. D#m → B chord transition

Here's how to move from D#m to B:

  1. While playing D#m, lift your pinky from C string fret 3.
  2. Lift your index finger from A string fret 1 and place it on E string fret 2.
  3. Slide your middle finger from E string fret 2 to C string fret 3.
  4. Slide your ring finger on G string from fret 3 to fret 4.

This transition appears in the chorus, played 5 times.

6. E → Dm chord transition

To move from E to Dm:

  1. Lift your index finger from G string fret 4 and place it on E string fret 1.
  2. Slide your middle finger from A string fret 2 to G string fret 2.
  3. Place ring finger on C string fret 2.

This transition appears in the section.

7. Dm → B chord transition

To move from Dm to B:

  1. Slide your index finger on E string from fret 1 to fret 2.
  2. Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to C string fret 3.
  3. Lift your ring finger from C string fret 2 and place it on G string fret 4.

This transition appears in the section.

8. D#m → G#m chord transition

To move from D#m to G#m:

  1. Slide your index finger on A string from fret 1 to fret 2.
  2. Slide your middle finger from E string fret 2 to C string fret 3.
  3. Slide your ring finger on G string from fret 3 to fret 4.
  4. Slide your pinky from C string fret 3 to E string fret 4.

This transition appears in the section, played 6 times.

9. G#m → A chord transition

Switching from G#m to A:

  1. While playing G#m, first lift your ring finger and pinky.
  2. Lift your index finger from A string fret 2 and place it on C string fret 1.
  3. Slide your middle finger from C string fret 3 to G string fret 2.

This transition appears in the section, played 6 times.

10. A → E chord transition

To move from A to E:

  1. Lift your index finger from C string fret 1 and place it on G string fret 4.
  2. Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to A string fret 2.

This transition appears in the section, played 6 times.

11. A → D#m chord transition

Switching from A to D#m:

  1. Lift your index finger from C string fret 1 and place it on A string fret 1.
  2. Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to E string fret 2.
  3. Place ring finger on G string fret 3.
  4. Place pinky on C string fret 3.

This transition appears in the section.

A short, data-driven summary of the chord flow in Kill The Director.

  • Kill The Director includes 68 chord transitions, 11 of them unique.
  • These transitions represent 0.02% of all chord transitions in Ukulelearn.
  • Kill The Director contains 1 of the top 25 transitions across Ukulelearn.
  • These transition patterns show how Kill The Director connects to the rest of Ukulelearn. Mastering them helps you move to similar songs faster.
    After E, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are A (25%), D (14%), and B (11%).
    • E → B: 11%
    • E → D#m: 0%
    After B, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are E (21%), Em (16%), and A (16%).
    • B → F#: 7%