The Wombats - Kill The Director Ukulele Chords
Before you play, tune your ukulele and use the tools below to set up your view and flow. Using the Transpose tool, switch to G key to play this song with easier chords.
Ukulele E chord diagram
Ukulele B chord diagram
Ukulele F# | G♭ chord diagram
Ukulele D#m | E♭m chord diagram
Ukulele Dm chord diagram
Ukulele G#m | A♭m chord diagram
Ukulele A chord diagram
[Opening]
[E]I’ve met someone that makes me feel seasick.
[B]Oh, what a skill to have, [F#]oh, what a skill to have.
[E]So many skills that make her distinctive.
[B]But they’re not mine to have, [F#]no, they’re not mine.
[E]Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper.
[B]No, I don’t care about the soaps. [F#]No, I don’t care about the soaps. [E]
[B]Though I’m acting like I’m in an Eastenders [F#]episode.
[chorus]
[E] [D#m] [B]If this is a rom-com, [F#]kill the director. [E] [D#m]
[B]If this is a rom-com, [F#]kill the director, please. [E]
[section 2]
[E]Carrots help us see much better in the dark. [Dm]
[B]Don’t talk to girls; they’ll break [F#]your heart.
[E]And this is my head and this is my spout. [D#m]
[B]They work together; they can’t [F#]figure anything out.
[E]So with the angst of a teenage band.
[B]Here’s another song about a gender I’ll [F#]never understand. [E]
[B]Here’s another song about a gender I’ll [F#]never understand.
[chorus]
[E] [D#m] [B]If this is a rom-com, [F#]kill the director. [E] [D#m]
[B]If this is a rom-com, [F#]kill the director, please. [E]
[Closing]
[E]This is no [D#m]Bridget Jones, [G#m]this is no [A]Bridget Bridget.
[E]This is no [D#m]Bridget Jones, [G#m]this is no [A]Bridget Bridget.
[E]This is no [D#m]Bridget Jones, [G#m]this is no [A]Bridget Bridget.
[E]This is no [D#m]Bridget Jones, [G#m]this is no [A]Bridget Bridget.
[E]This is no [D#m]Bridget Jones, [G#m]this is no [A]Bridget Bridget.
[E]This is no [D#m]Bridget Jones, [G#m]this is no [A]Bridget Bridget.
Bridget Jones… [D#m] [A] [E]
How to play Kill The Director on Ukulele (Step-by-step)
The Wombats - Kill The Director on ukulele requires 7 chords and 11 core chord transitions. You can find the full step-by-step guide below. Before you start, tune your instrument. The song uses the ↓-↓↑-↑↓↑ pattern; practice it muted first, or simplify to downstrokes while you learn the changes.
Kill The Director uses these transitions most often: B → F# (12), F# → E (12), and E → D#m (11). These transitions may feel a little challenging at first, but with steady practice you can play this song quickly.When you are ready, begin with E - B chord transition.
1. E → B chord transition
To move from E to B;
- Lift your index finger from G string fret 4 and place it on E string fret 2.
- Slide your middle finger from A string fret 2 to C string fret 3.
- Place ring finger on G string fret 4.
2. B → F# chord transition
To move from B to F#;
- Lift your index finger from E string fret 2 and place it on C string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from C string fret 3 to E string fret 2.
- Slide your ring finger on G string from fret 4 to fret 3.
3. F# → E chord transition
To move from F# to E;
- While playing F#, lift your ring finger from G string fret 3.
- Lift your index finger from C string fret 1 and place it on G string fret 4.
- Slide your middle finger from E string fret 2 to A string fret 2.
4. E → D#m chord transition
To move from E to D#m;
- Lift your index finger from G string fret 4 and place it on A string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from A string fret 2 to E string fret 2.
- Place ring finger on G string fret 3.
- Place pinky on C string fret 3.
5. D#m → B chord transition
To move from D#m to B;
- While playing D#m, lift your pinky from C string fret 3.
- Lift your index finger from A string fret 1 and place it on E string fret 2.
- Slide your middle finger from E string fret 2 to C string fret 3.
- Slide your ring finger on G string from fret 3 to fret 4.
6. E → Dm chord transition
To move from E to Dm;
- Lift your index finger from G string fret 4 and place it on E string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from A string fret 2 to G string fret 2.
- Place ring finger on C string fret 2.
7. Dm → B chord transition
To move from Dm to B;
- Slide your index finger on E string from fret 1 to fret 2.
- Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to C string fret 3.
- Lift your ring finger from C string fret 2 and place it on G string fret 4.
8. D#m → G#m chord transition
To move from D#m to G#m;
- Slide your index finger on A string from fret 1 to fret 2.
- Slide your middle finger from E string fret 2 to C string fret 3.
- Slide your ring finger on G string from fret 3 to fret 4.
- Slide your pinky from C string fret 3 to E string fret 4.
9. G#m → A chord transition
To move from G#m to A;
- While playing G#m, first lift your ring finger and pinky.
- Lift your index finger from A string fret 2 and place it on C string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from C string fret 3 to G string fret 2.
10. A → E chord transition
To move from A to E;
- Lift your index finger from C string fret 1 and place it on G string fret 4.
- Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to A string fret 2.
11. A → D#m chord transition
To move from A to D#m;
- Lift your index finger from C string fret 1 and place it on A string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to E string fret 2.
- Place ring finger on G string fret 3.
- Place pinky on C string fret 3.
Kill The Director chord transition analysis
A short, data-driven summary of the chord flow in Kill The Director.
- Kill The Director includes 68 chord transitions, 11 of them unique.
- These transitions represent 0.02% of all chord transitions in Ukulelearn.
- Kill The Director contains 1 of the top 25 transitions across Ukulelearn.
- These transition patterns show how Kill The Director connects to the rest of Ukulelearn. Mastering them helps you move to similar songs faster.After E, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are A (25%), D (14%), and B (11%).
- E → B: 11%
- E → D#m: 0%
After B, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are E (21%), Em (16%), and A (16%).- B → F#: 7%