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Wilbur Soot - Internet Ruined Me Ukulele Chords

ChordsF#m, E, D, A
Strumming↓-↓↑-↑↓↑

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F#mEDA
MyF#mkeyboard’slikemyEheart.
ItDshinesinRGBandit’sAfullofblood.
IF#mdon’tknowwhatisEwrongwithme.
ButDI’mscared,pissedoffandAlonely(horny)
F#mIhavetroublespeakingtoEwomen
DUnlessthey’re2DorAhighdefinition
F#mSpendallmytimeonEsocialmedia
DThisisthestateAthatI’min
F#mEDA
MyF#mTwitterfeed’slikemyEbrain
D’CauseIhaveitondarkAmode
F#mMemoriseeverythingsheEsays
SoDIcanuseittoguessherApasscode
F#mShe’sbeauty,Eshe’sgrace
DShehasaprofilepictureofherAgorgeousface
ToF#mtryandgetmoreEsponsors
ToDtryandgetmoreAsponsorsF#m
ButEwhydon’tyouDcare?A
IF#mhavespentthepastEtenyearsofmylife.
DMakingyou Aprepared.
-You’reF#mpoliticalenoughbutEnotcontrary.
DSexualenoughbutnotAenoughtoscareme.F#m
GiveEmeareasonnottobeonDmyknees.
ATheinternethasruinedme.
F#mEDA
Look,F#mIknowImustsound Einsane
ButDthat’spartoftheApackage
IfF#mshecan’thandlemeatmyEworst
Shedon’tDdeservemymental Abaggage
IF#mknowyouwantsixfootEfour
ButonefootDmoreandI’dalmostbeAtallenough
ToreachtheF#mhighshelf,beyour Eincel
IthinkImightDbeathreattoAmyselfF#mED
AthreattoAmyselfF#m
F#mEDA
ButEwhydon’tyouDcare?A
IF#mhavespentthepastEtenyearsofmylife.
DMakingyou Aprepared.
-You’reF#mpoliticalenoughbutEnotcontrary.
DSexualenoughbutnotAenoughtoscareme.F#m
GiveEmeareasonnottobeonDmyknees.
ATheinternethasruinedme.
F#mEDA
WeEusedtosleeponDcalltogether.
WeAusedtosleeponF#mcalltogether.
WeEusedtosleeponDcalltogether.
WeAusedtosleeponF#mcalltogether.
WeEusedtosleeponDcalltogether.
WeAusedtosleeponF#mcalltogether.
WeEusedtosleeponDcalltogether.
WeAusedtosleep…
AlbumInternet Ruined Me
GenresPop
Year2020
KeyF#m
DifficultyEasy

How to play Internet Ruined Me on Ukulele (Step-by-step)

Wilbur Soot - Internet Ruined Me on ukulele requires 4 chords and 5 core chord transitions. You can find the full step-by-step guide below. Before you start, tune your instrument. The song uses the ↓-↓↑-↑↓↑ pattern; practice it muted first, or simplify to downstrokes while you learn the changes.

Internet Ruined Me uses these transitions most often: D → A (30), E → D (30), and F#m → E (28). These transitions may feel a little challenging at first, but with steady practice you can play this song quickly.When you are ready, begin with F#m - E chord transition.

1. F#m → E chord transition

To move from F#m to E:

  1. While playing F#m, lift your ring finger from E string fret 2.
  2. Lift your index finger from C string fret 1 and place it on G string fret 4.
  3. Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to A string fret 2.

This transition appears in the section, played 28 times.

F#m to E

2. E → D chord transition

Switching from E to D:

  1. Slide your index finger on G string from fret 4 to fret 2.
  2. Slide your middle finger from A string fret 2 to C string fret 2.
  3. Place ring finger on E string fret 2.

This transition appears in the section, played 30 times.

E to D

3. D → A chord transition

To move from D to A:

  1. While playing D, lift your ring finger from E string fret 2.
  2. Lift your index finger from G string fret 2 and place it on C string fret 1.
  3. Slide your middle finger from C string fret 2 to G string fret 2.

This transition appears in the section, played 30 times.

D to A

4. A → F#m chord transition

Here's how to move from A to F#m:

  1. Keep index finger on C string fret 1.
  2. Keep middle finger on G string fret 2.
  3. Place ring finger on E string fret 2.

This transition appears in the section, played 27 times.

A to F#m

5. A → E chord transition

Switching from A to E:

  1. Lift your index finger from C string fret 1 and place it on G string fret 4.
  2. Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to A string fret 2.

This transition appears in the chorus, played 2 times.

A short, data-driven summary of the chord flow in Internet Ruined Me.

  • Internet Ruined Me includes 117 chord transitions, 5 of them unique.
  • These transitions represent 0.03% of all chord transitions in Ukulelearn.
  • Internet Ruined Me contains 1 of the top 10 transitions across Ukulelearn.
  • These transition patterns show how Internet Ruined Me connects to the rest of Ukulelearn. Mastering them helps you move to similar songs faster.
    After E, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are A (25%), D (14%), and B (11%).
    • E → D: 14%
    After D, the most likely next chords across Ukulelearn are G (28%), A (17%), and Em (17%).
    • D → A: 17%